don't come back

I hate this computer you see here. I am the type of person that gets attached to people and objects that have been through a lot with me, but not this time. I loathe this piece of junk (I wanted to call it a P.O.S, but settled on junk instead.) Although it has lived in Provo, UT and Rochester NY, I can't wait to see it hit the road. We have just recently purchased a new computer but this old piece of metal keeps getting me to come back to it with all of my pictures still stored here and photoshop (a favorite pastime). Tomorrow is hopefully our last encounter with one another as I am trying to unload the necessities. I just wanted to type on it's keys and say, "Goodbye, you good for nothing piece of trash ... You are slow, you have absolutely no battery, every time I sneeze or have an itch I lose my work and you wont stay plugged in." I am starting to feel a bit bad about this now since we did have few good times together, but that's not the point. Good bye, computer.

Yes, that is electrical tape on the pluge.